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		<title>Bad Mom quote of the day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Words to live by]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It takes a while to learn to ignore your child.&#8221; - Sagely told to a friend (who had her first baby one month ago) and cannot bear to hear her baby crying. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #210 &#8211; I get drunk on duty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, a public service announcement: I&#8217;ve been patchy about posting here, and by patchy I mean LOUSY. I focused too much on the Facebook page… and on Facebook in general, and I let a lot of projects wilt and wither. NO MORE. I am going on an indefinite Facebook break (both personal and 1000 Reasons) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #209 &#8211; I killed Elmo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. So I killed him&#8230; &#8230;and then I desecrated his corpse&#8230; &#8230;and then I left it out for his brothers to find. NOTE: the following image may offend some people&#8217;s sensibilities. Click at your own peril. That cheerful red bastard had it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #208 &#8211; I prefer a bag of twigs to my son</title>
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		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-208-i-prefer-a-bag-of-twigs-to-my-son/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 04:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beautiful pinecone wreath]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child neglect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas crafts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[i saw it on mulberry street]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My kid is going to have so many issues&#8230; so far in his short life he has already been neglected so I could spend more time with the Internet, a murder mystery book, two Swedish girls (one of which is heavily tattooed and pierced), wedding inspiration boards, doing dishes, and even photos of him. Bet you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #207 &#8211; I make a mockery of Christmas AGAIN</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-207-i-make-a-mockery-of-christmas-again/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-207-i-make-a-mockery-of-christmas-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[child cruelty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas on a budget]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[i spent the money for my kid's christmas presents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My Christmas behaviour has not been great the last 2 years, but this year I&#8217;ve really gone and done it. Like little Susie Derkins said: &#8220;Santa is gonna skip this block for years.&#8221; You see: I didn&#8217;t get anything for my kid&#8217;s first Christmas because he was barely 10 weeks old, and last year I gave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whisky sour, AT&amp;T style</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Excuses and lameness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[best recipe for whisky sour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was gonna be the day my blog made its glorious return to the airwaves. I had a blog post all thought out and everything. Reason #207: I spit on my son&#8217;s face. All we had to do was to plug in our modem at 8pm, type in the magic words, and SHAZAM! We&#8217;d be back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On free wine, Margaritas, and a runaway platypus.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[because you're worth it]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a winner for the amazing California Wine Club giveaway! This lucky girl will get one free wine delivery, and if it&#8217;s anything like the wines they&#8217;ve sent me, she&#8217;s in for a treat. But before I announce the winner, let&#8217;s talk about moms and booze. The word on the street is that moms [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #206 &#8211; I give my son yet more material for psychotherapy</title>
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		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-206-i-give-my-son-yet-more-material-for-psychotherapy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is a widely known fact that I write this blog as therapy, both for my own sanity and for that of other moms out there who might be tempted off the ledge by the knowledge that I&#8217;m out here, being worse than they are. It is a perhaps less known fact that I write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #205 &#8211; I electrocute my child</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-204-i-electrocute-my-child/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-204-i-electrocute-my-child/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me start by saying that I have not used an outlet cover since I lived at my mom&#8217;s place. Heck, not even then. I also keep electric appliances in the bathroom (my hairdryer&#8217;s diffuser won&#8217;t fit anywhere else), let C turn lights on and off, and when I yell at him for touching the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #204 &#8211; I try to give my son food poisoning</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-204-i-try-to-give-my-son-food-poisoning/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-204-i-try-to-give-my-son-food-poisoning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baby food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[building a strong immune system takes guts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damn it was a great dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unladylike behaviour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vegetarians, look away now. This ain&#8217;t going to be pretty. For once, I am not going to write about my negligent standards, or how I feed my kid things that invariably make him sick, or how strangers have to intervene to make sure he does not eat something deadly. Nor am I going to write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #203 &#8211; I am a disgusting hypocrite</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-203-i-am-a-disgusting-hypocrite/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-203-i-am-a-disgusting-hypocrite/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[i'm gonna be cutting some bitches soon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[objectifying is fun if it's someone else's kid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is safe say, without fear of exaggerating, that my son is as radiantly beautiful as the dawn. His looks take my breath away on most days, and strangers fall over themselves to catch his eye and make him smile. I am not joking: only yesterday a lady in a store asked for my permission [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #202 &#8211; The REAL reasons I couldn&#8217;t wait to get back home</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-202-the-real-reasons-i-couldnt-wait-to-get-back-home/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-202-the-real-reasons-i-couldnt-wait-to-get-back-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 13:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[it's high time we started a wine club]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always love staying at my mom&#8217;s house: I get to eat my favourite mom-cooked foods, there are no laundry duties to speak of, and I may even manage to read a book or two while everyone catches up with the Blessed Child, who in turn is ecstatic at the opportunity to play with all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #201 &#8211; I don&#8217;t make my son wash his hands</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-201-i-dont-make-my-son-wash-his-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-201-i-dont-make-my-son-wash-his-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[building a strong immune system takes guts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how sometimes I write a terrible title but then it turns out that things were not as bad as they seemed? This is not one of those times. I really, seriously, constantly forget to make C wash his hands, to the point that he often, ahem, sometimes eats his dinner with hands like these: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(I&#8217;m not a) Monster Piñata DIY</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/im-not-a-monster-pinata-diy/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/im-not-a-monster-pinata-diy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a bad mother for my son C, to my mom&#8217;s endless outrage and your occasional entertainment, but every now and then I like to shake things up and do something well. Like birthday parties, for example. Birthdays have always been a big production in my family, and it is one tradition I intend [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Reason #200 &#8211; My son believes he is a dog</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-200-my-son-believes-he-is-a-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-200-my-son-believes-he-is-a-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it smells like a dog, it behaves like a dog, and it makes irresistible puppy eyes, it must be a dog, right? Wrong. Apparently I&#8217;ve treated C like a dog for far too long, and he now seriously believes himself to be one. Not only does he enjoy eating Purina and drinking out of [...]]]></description>
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