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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; March 23, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 23:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hey, no tongue! And leave my boobs alone!&#8221; Me, sternly, to C, who was kissing my cheeks enthusiastically and suddenly went all frat boy on Spring break. He even said &#8220;Honk honk!&#8221; as he squished my gel-padded push-ups boobs! No idea where he gets that from. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; March 20, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This is going to be a sad waste of $40.&#8221; Spoken as I opened a bottle of very nice wine because we had already drunk all the cheap ones. The Briar Fox 2006 Shiraz was delicious, but it deserved a much nobler death than two drunk people eating pistachios and watching Black Books. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day, March 13, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Come on, this IS for science, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221; Asked by me to the Dane at 10:20 pm, while C somehow manages to stay awake even though the only light in the room comes from a black-and-white French film. I say, if the Dane is involved it IS science. Also, I&#8217;m sure as !@#^ not putting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day, March 13, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Him: &#8220;Hi! This is lucky!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yeah!! &#8230;oh, ahem, of course.&#8221; The moment when I realised the good-looking neighbour who got in the lift with me was introducing his dog, &#8220;Lucky&#8221;, and not saying that it was lucky he got into the lift with me. Damn. &#160; Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; March 11, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Let me know when he starts making some money.&#8221; What I said to the Dane as I walked away, while a stropping C flopped on the floor and sat resolutely next to the door of Starbucks. No money was made, and the Dane picked C up and ensured that nobody called Child Services either. I would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day, March 9, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 15:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Still at the RB, got massage, lost kid. I hear he&#8217;s helping the volunteers&#8230;&#8221; Texted to the Dane, who did not worry for one second. It was all true, though: I WAS at the Rose Bowl getting our race bibs, I HAD gotten a free massage, and I had NO idea of where the kid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #213 &#8211; I expose my kid to traumatic literature</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 07:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post could also be called: &#8220;What Erik the Red read to his kids at bedtime.&#8221; There&#8217;s a reason why Vikings were so bloodthirsty and psychopathic back in the good ole days, and I think it has to do with Danish children&#8217;s books. Seriously. I mean, I love Denmark and all things Danish, but every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day, March 6, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;No, baby, once you go *bshhbshh* you cannot go *slurp slurp*.&#8221; Me trying to explain to C why he should NOT drink the bathwater he just pissed into. He totally did it the second I turned my back: I know because I heard him slurp. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #212 &#8211; I&#8217;m teaching my boy to swear</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s no denying the fact that I have a horrible potty mouth. I swear like a sailor on choppy seas. Not just when I&#8217;m angry, mind you, but as par for the course. And I live with a 2-year-old whose language is growing in leaps and bounds. Oh dear. For example: you might be familiar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; February 29, 2012</title>
		<link>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/bad-mom-quote-of-the-day-february-29-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;We&#8217;re in the park, and C just stole another Chinese grandparent.&#8221; Texted to the Dane while a sweet Chinese grandma pushed C on the swings, playfully chased him around the playground, and generally neglected her own adorable Chinese granddaughter. I discreetly stepped to the side and read my book. It was great. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; February 26, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This is great! I don&#8217;t even have to look at him!&#8221; The sound of me rejoicing because my friend&#8217;s husband was playing with C while I watched the Oscars at theirs. (And yes, I meant at, not after.) Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Reason #211 &#8211; I put my son in real danger</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 20:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, yeah, so I do put him in danger on a daily basis without batting an eyelid, but this time there were consequences. And I felt horrible about it. In fact, I still do.Most of you know we were recently in Costa Rica taking care of some beach condo business, and as usual we stayed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; February 26, 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 19:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Stop fighting and shit in peace, will you?&#8221; (&#8220;Dejá de pelear y cagá tranquilo&#8221; in the original Spanish) What I said to my kid, who&#8217;s trying to throw a tantrum (and poop at the same time) because I want to finish my breakfast before I go read him a book. To my eternal credit, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORK IN PROGRESS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems my current blog theme is now pretty vulnerable, since I get virus warnings every day. Curses. Please have a drink and excuse me while I change into something more comfortable. I&#8217;m done with a big lump of paid work that was keeping me busy, and I will resume posting very very soon! Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Mom Quote of the Day &#8211; February 24, 2012</title>
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		<comments>http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/bad-mom-quote-of-the-day-february-24-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ofthesea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Put Cheerios in the toilet, they like to aim at them.&#8221; Potty-training tip given to me with a winning smile by a neighbour&#8230; who obviously has no kids and therefore doesn&#8217;t know they will EAT the Cheerios the second you blink. &#160; Tweet]]></description>
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