You know how I’m always joking that the neighbours are going to call CPS/the police on me when I yell at C?

Well…

(No, no, they didn’t call the police on me!)

I work as an interpreter these days, and I was recently upgraded from “newbie” to “proper interpreter”, meaning I can now interpret insurance and medical calls.

And 911 calls.

Th first 911 call was nice and easy: someone wanted to get rid of an unstable (read: “certifiably crazy”) roommate. The one from the fire department was downright hilarious: “ma’am, this is the Fire Department, there is a fire on the apartment next to yours” “eh… yeah… I see smoke… but the janitor is there…” The “some women beat me up last week, and they came knocking at my door today” call was baffling.

But then I got a really nasty one.

“Please send the police!”

“What seems to be the problem?”

“The woman across the street is beating her child really badly, I can hear her from my doorstep. (…) She must be hitting him with something, because I hear blows, and the child is screaming horribly. (…) He’s about 5 years old.”

I still get goosebumps just remembering it. *shudder*

The police left for the place immediately, the call ended, and I will never know how it ended, but having heard the real thing was pretty sobering.

So that’s one dumb joke I won’t be making again.

And now excuse me while I go hug C.


4 Comments

  1. Posted January 31, 2013 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    I don’t understand how people beat their children. It takes my daughter so long to make me want to hit her and even then one hit is enough for both of us. :(
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    • Posted February 2, 2013 at 10:44 pm | Permalink

      I understand the desire to wring their little necks, but I can’t imagine how someone can not have the restraint to hold back. It seems to be built in, or maybe it’s just for some people?

      For example, I could NEVER hit C with a belt, as was traditional in CR when I was growing up. My arm would probably fall off its socket before I ever really tried. It seems that unthinkable.

  2. Tracy
    Posted January 30, 2013 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Oh my gosh, that’s so scary.. It’s weird how that stuff stops being funny when it’s real.. Hug C for me too!

    • Posted January 30, 2013 at 8:22 pm | Permalink

      Horrific. I can’t stop thinking about that poor little kid and thanking life that mine is safe safe safe! A bit neglected sometimes, but safe!

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