Reason #173 – When is a boy old enough for softcore porn?
Reason #173 – When is a boy old enough for softcore porn?
Aug 02The parental Advisory Board may say something different, but in our family the legal age for viewing soft porn is not 18 years – it is 18 months.
It is never too soon.
You see, nobody likes my Victoria’s Secret catalogs more than C.
Especially the pages with a lot of T&A!
I think I’ll wait till he’s at least 3 years old before I order the Agent Provocateur catalog again. There are some things C doesn’t need to know about.
Yet.
PS: You should see the expectation on his face whenever I get a package from VS…
PPS: …and his disappointment when he sees that, once again, there was not an Angel in it.
“boobs” the mental image that conjures up, just made my morning.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 25th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
I swear C keeps an eye out for the VS catalogues. He’s never even looked twice at the IKEA or Boden ones…
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Austy loves those too! Then again… the boys first word aside from “Momma” and “Dadda” was “boobs!” Yep… and he said it in church… and then motor-boated his poor shell shocked mother in front of a crowd of baby oggling senior citizens.
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ofthesea Reply:
August 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 pm
What I would have given to be a fly on that wall! XD
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Ah, but you might think it means one thing but then it means another….I have ended up with a 4-year-old cross-dresser on my hands.
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ofthesea Reply:
August 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Mine is well underway – I’m getting up my courage to post the photos of the makeup debacle!
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