Reason #209 – I killed Elmo

Posted on Jan 16, 2012 | 5 comments

He had it coming.

He had it coming.

He only had himself to blame.

So I killed him…

…and then I desecrated his corpse…

…and then I left it out for his brothers to find.

NOTE: the following image may offend some people’s sensibilities. Click at your own peril.

That cheerful red bastard had it coming.

All that third-person talk as if he were Henry VIII, and  putting words in the mouth of that dumb goldfish, and that annoyingly squeaky little voice like nails on a blackboard… I couldn’t take it any more.

So when the parent’s of a daycare kid sent C back with a huge Elmo cupcake, I knew exactly which knife to use.

The biggest one.

Oh yeah, there is also the fact that the cupcake was for C to celebrate his friend’s birthday, yet he didn’t even get to taste it.

But that is completely irrelevant now.

Because I killed Elmo and I ate him and I would do it all over again.

Damn he was tasty!

PS: the whole 3 Elmo set-up was stealthily created by the Dane when he came back from drinks with his friends. I nearly wet myself laughing when I found it the next morning… and then I ate the other dead Elmo half.

He so had it coming.

5 Comments

  1. atomic honkey February 10, 2012

    i woulda killed him too given the chance. thumbs up

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  2. Gwen February 9, 2012

    “If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I bet you you would have done the same…”

    Yes, yes I would have. This over-Elmo-ed mother salutes you.

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  3. Amanda January 17, 2012

    oh I am forever in your debt!

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  4. Danielle January 16, 2012

    You did us all a favour. Thank you.
    Danielle recently posted Philly Trip PART 1: Traveling With Young Children.

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  5. Crystal (chaoticlilshadow) January 16, 2012

    LOL! I hate that poor bastard too……..

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