…let alone write it down.
For the whole Internet to see.
In fact, I really really hoped I’d never have a reason to write about my kid’s penis again.
Surely I’ve written enough about his weenie by now? No? Not enough?
Well, hell, here we go again.
You see, C HATES going to bed.
He hates it and he fights it with every resource he can muster. Being my kid, he is a resourceful little devil, but I thought I had seen everything by now.
Famous last words.
Tonight, as we were going through our bedtime routine (pajamas, brushing teeth, peeing, Pookie
Unprecedented being the key word here.
In fact, I was so shocked I actually hollered this, out loud:
Holy shit, this little sonofabitch gave himself a hard-on so he won’t be able to pee!
I mean, really? REALLY?
What is a mom to do??
I’m at my wits’ end, people. Send help.
8 Comments
Sometimes boils get a hard penis when they need to pee – its normal
Don’t start flicking his penis and hurting him because you can’t deal with erections. Give him a time limit and if he takes too long he does.t get a story. You’ll find that boys can pee while having erections.
I’ve just ignored it and so far we’re doing well. The next hurdle: getting him to pee without dropping his pants to his ankles!
My sons dr says flick the head hard and itll go down… lol well my son had a constant hard on and he thought it was funny…. so I flicked it he screamed it went down problem solved he doesn’t try to how ppl how hard his weewee is anymore…. yea u feel bad when they r cry but hell what else do you do! Spanking didn’t work.
Thanks for the tip! At this point I am going out of my way to *avoid* touching the damn thing, but if he gets exhibitionist urges I will try to remember and deploy this!
Thank God I don’t have a boy kid, I get enough surprise wiener when I’m not looking from the husband. Tonight my five year old punched my two year old in the nose because she was coughing. I hate bedtime. Where is my copy of “Go the f*** to sleep?!
F*** the book, where is my bottle of single malt?
Thank you for making me laugh out loud. I thought my son had tried everything but now I know there’s still at least one more trick left.
Thank you for commenting! And goodness, I dread to think of what he will come up with next – this kid of mine is an endless bag of tricks!