…let alone write it down.
For the whole Internet to see.
In fact, I really really hoped I’d never have a reason to write about my kid’s penis again.
Well, hell, here we go again.
You see, C HATES going to bed.
He hates it and he fights it with every resource he can muster. Being my kid, he is a resourceful little devil, but I thought I had seen everything by now.
Famous last words.
Tonight, as we were going through our bedtime routine (pajamas, brushing teeth, peeing, Pookie, story) C came up with an unprecedented strategy to earn some time before being tucked in.
Unprecedented being the key word here.
In fact, I was so shocked I actually hollered this, out loud:
Holy shit, this little sonofabitch gave himself a hard-on so he won’t be able to pee!
I mean, really? REALLY?
What is a mom to do??
I’m at my wits’ end, people. Send help.