Reason #70 – My baby got kidnapped right before my eyes
Reason #70 – My baby got kidnapped right before my eyes
Aug 18A Viking stole my first-born, pram and all, in front of my very eyes. And I could not do anything to stop him.
C was probably on his way to being sold as a slave, or maybe to get chained to the galleys of a Viking ship, destined to row under the whip for the rest of his days. Or maybe the blood-thirsty Viking just needed a new human skull to drink out of. I’ve heard Vikings use baby skulls as shot glasses.
The point is, I am a terrible mom because my poor baby was stolen by a fearsome Viking and I did nothing to save him. Nothing!
I was laughing too hard.
And filming.
Thankfully the Viking’s own mother (who is a significantly better mom than I will ever be) took things into her own hands and rescued my C from a fate worse than death.
Phew.
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The Viking wasn’t REALLY pushing him into the ocean… Plus, there was probably a ship waiting. The Viking would make a great mom.
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ofthesea Reply:
August 21st, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Even a baby Viking is a better mom than I am.
Dammit.
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That made my day!!! Thank you!
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Wow, really? Anytime! I’ve got quite a few shaky videos of C, heh.
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Stephanie Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Absolutely!!! I love watching babies with babies. I could actually picture my daughter doing the same exact thing! She loves to look at other babies and she LOVES pushing the stroller/cart. Some time I will have to video her making me hold her so she can push the shopping cart.
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That is so cute! I think my son might be a Viking some day…stealing babies once he’s old enough to walk.
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Is he a babies’ baby?
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That is hilarious and adorable all at the same time.
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Little Erik the Red really meant it!
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So adorable!
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
That fearsome Viking was gonna kill me with cuteness.
Can you believe he actually yelled “where are you taking my baby?” when I finally took C out of the pram?
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Ha! Cute. And C was absolutely terrified for his life, by the looks of it. :)
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
He might have even peed in his diapers.
No joke.
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hahaha!!
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That was cute. I totaly was like what. the. eff. at a Viking, lol!!
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ofthesea Reply:
August 18th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
We run with Vikings! Fearsome Scandahoovian Vikings!!
Or “Wikings”, as they like to call themselves.
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