Reason #88 – I taught my son that spitting is funny
Reason #88 – I taught my son that spitting is funny
Sep 22C and I are already sought-after criminals in Canada, but now I think we will also be wanted Dead or Alive in a number of other places: Dodge City, Kansas; Nashville, Tennessee; Wauwatosa, Wisconsin.
The New York Underground.
Singapore.
Because I’ve created a monster.
A spitting monster. An illegally spitting monster if we’re ever at any of those places.
It all started innocently enough: C was playing with a keyring and I grabbed it from him and started growling like a dog with a bone. Because I’m all ladylike and classy like that.
And then I don’t know why I decided to mock-spit it to one side. Probably because I am so ladylike and classy.
Ptui.
The crowd went WILD.
So I did it again.
And again.
And again.
And another dozen times.
And then once more, with feeling.
It was not until I watched the whole video that I realised… “uh-oh, I may have just taught my son that spitting is funny!” (Because singing about loogies was clearly not bad enough parenting.)
Dang. I so wanted to take C to several of those places!
I think we’ll start with Tennessee; I know someone there who just might take pity and post our bail!
HILARIOUS! Spitting is so funny.
And you could be my husband, who taught Payton “pull my finger”wne she was just over a year. You’d go to hold her hand, and she would either fart and laugh hysterically, or bend over in a grunt, trying her best to get some gas.
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ofthesea Reply:
September 24th, 2010 at 10:07 am
You guys, always showing me up for a not-bad-enough mom…
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LOL I felt the same way when my youngest daughter stuck her tongue out at me in response to me sticking my tongue out are her. Yikes How RUDE!
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Gayle Reply:
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:33 pm
LOL I meant you make me laugh LOL not last see what lack of sleep does to you
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ofthesea Reply:
September 24th, 2010 at 10:06 am
Oooh, an award! Thank you thank you, I’ll be over to pick it up as soon as I tape myself into my red-carpet gown!
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Spitting IS funny. (Classy too.). I am not above pee and poop jokes these days. Gotta respect your audience.
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ofthesea Reply:
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:14 pm
He has yet to find farting funny, but sneezing and coughing are the Best Jokes Ever.
I swear the neighbours must think I am consumptive. And that I like singing about it!
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I think it’s HILARIOUS. :)
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ofthesea Reply:
September 23rd, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Hee hee… so do we!
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Maybe all those other places, but not China. Here everyone spits. School teachers, old ladies, buddhist monks and babies. He’d fit right in, haha!
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ofthesea Reply:
September 22nd, 2010 at 8:38 am
Really? I read it was gonna be outlawed for the Olympics… maybe it was just during the Olympics?
Good to know we can visit… and spit! ;)
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