Reason #99 – Words fail me
Reason #99 – Words fail me
Oct 15There is so much wrong with this image I don’t even know where to start:
- ACDC’s Angus Young
- Baby sexting
- Octopi fetish porn
- And the unsexiest thing in the Universe: a naked man with socks!
(Note: the following image is NOT for the faint of heart. Click at your own risk.)
Ladies and gents… my son, the socks-wearing, Angus-Young-wannabe nudist sexter with an unhealthy love for octopi.
Where oh where did I go wrong?
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Note: I want to do something special to celebrate the impending 100th reason, but I have no idea what. A giveaway of an autographed t-shirt of the Blessed Child? A video of me and C singing consumptive songs? More photos of my baby mistress?
I’d love to hear your suggestions!
Great blackmail material for when he is a teen! He will do whatever you want!!!
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ofthesea Reply:
October 17th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Here’s for a lifetime of clean gutters and changed lightbulbs!
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Where did you go wrong? We’re reading about reason #99, aren’t we?
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ofthesea Reply:
October 17th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I have 99 reasons but a bitch ain’t one!
No, wait…
A bitch is actually the reason for all of the reasons. Damn.
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You’re a doofus. :-)
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ofthesea Reply:
October 17th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Ain’t that the truth! :)
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Hi! Want to give away one of my Sleep Deprived Parent buttons and a Tantrum Zone magnet or stickers or something like that (I pretty much only do small giveaways). You could combine it with something else you were giving away if you want. It’s small but fun and I think it kinda goes with your theme.
Another idea: You could do a daily disater log where people commented on what their parenting/kid disaster that day was to enter….or something like that!
I’m doing a “Something in Common” game for my blog party…it’s a fun get to know each other game. That’s another idea (you can see what I’m talking about here: http://scribbleprints.blogspot.com/2010/10/blog-party-something-in-common-game.html ).
Anyways, about the giveaway though…e-mail me at ecarian at yahoo dot com if you think you might want to give away a sleep deprived parent something.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 17th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Thanks, I’ll be in touch :)
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Hahaha! This is very cute! Like Melissa, I was also afraid to click through at first. I was worried that instead of seeing a cute, little baby, I would see a balding old porn star with man boobs. Ha! I love the surprise!
-Jessica
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Dang, the visits have been kinda low today… maybe nobody wanted to click because of that? :S
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I was scared to click through but strangely couldn’t not click through. Love your sense of humor.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Glad you clicked! :D
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I was seriously concerned about clicking over here from the email that I received. Now I am relieved ;) That is an adorable photo of an adorable baby in a totally stylin’ hat. I have no idea what I was afraid that I might see…but let’s not dwell on it.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
In this blog, it always sounds worse than it is! ;)
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That is the awesomest thing I’ve seen all day.
The. Awesomest.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Woo! I’ll tell C!
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Alright- if your comments are to be believed than I need to work on my blackmail strategy. Currently orchestrating a picture involving my baby girl, a tutu and an inflatable donkey. Wish me luck!
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
That doesn’t sound compromising enough. Add a choirboy and some bacon and we’re talking!
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oh, yeah maybe a giveaway would be fun!
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hehehe..good black mail. it’s cute though, in an akward way.lol
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 8:39 am
I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again: you cannot take a bad picture of C!
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I love that hat! Too cute! These photos are the best blackmail for when the kiddo is a teen, you know like when they start dating! Ooo, I cant wait!
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 8:39 am
It IS a great hat! I should make him wear it more often. Preferably with clothes on.
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My brother uses such photos as threats designed to control his adolescent son. “You do that one more time and the Naked on the Fire Truck photo comes out!” seems to have worked thus far.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 8:38 am
I have a huge stash of blackmail material… and it keeps growing!
Coming up: the dreaded naked-on-the-pooper photo!
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He is clearly a rock star in the making. Weird fetishes are not just expected but required. You’re doing a fantastic job. ;)
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 6:39 am
You cheer me up. Slightly.
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That is an awesome photo. Be sure to whip that one out at his wedding.
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ofthesea Reply:
October 15th, 2010 at 6:13 am
Oooh I hadn’t thought of that!
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